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This Is Ess Wedding: Another Nigger Bites The Dust!

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Photo of Sharon Mundia and her husband Lonina Leteipan. 

News of the wedding of fashion blogger Sharon Mundia to Lonina Leteipan gained currency for the better part of the evening, despite the low-key ceremony held in Watamu.

Sharon is the beautiful lady who broke the Internet a year and a half ago, after her boyfriend proposed to her in the grandest of styles, flying her by helicopter to Mount Kenya. The kind of stuff you see in movies.

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Pressure: High-rolling chics will make you do crazy shit like chartering a chopper to propose on top of Mt. Kenya. 

Lonina Leteipan works in the Youth Banking department at Chase Bank and has been in the banking profession for 7 years according to the Bank’s website while Sharon Mundia works with Capital FM while pursuing other private projects.

But why has this nigger bitten the dust?

Well our brother from Maasai Land joins a long list of men, who’ve refused to heed to the wise counsel of living legends like Cyprian Nyakundi, and gone ahead to marry a high-profile woman where there would be a million other low-key chics who would have been interested to have him as a husband.

He joins a long list of casualties like Moses Kanene, formerly husband to Lillian Muli, the materialistic woman who loves money more than anything else in this world. Another victim of his own bad choices is Dennis Okari who was sliced by senior fuck-boy Ali Hassan Joho. There is indeed a problem with these high-level chics, and any man who consciously chooses to interact with one, should also be prepared to suffer the consequences.

Whereas the saying “all is fair in love and war” is absolutely correct; and whereas for war we have the Geneva Convention, approved on 22 August 1864, which provides for those wounded in the battlefield, until now no convention has been signed concerning those wounded in love, who are far greater in number.

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CAPTION: Heartbreak is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. 

For instance, PR Operative Gina Din was once married to a Kenya Airways pilot called Kariuki. But at some point, she bailed out and started relations with Joseph Nyagah a former Minister of Cooperatives, because back then he was a high-flyer in both the KANU and NARC Government’s. That’s just how it goes. It’s very difficult to satisfy the financial, emotional, sexual and aspirational needs of these high-flying women in rapid succession.

As a young upwardly-mobile man, you are hereby advised to get a normal chic, who will have the time for you, and the humility to respect you. And they are a dime a dozen scattered across Kenya. Get a woman who will be excited when you take her for a picnic lunch at a park of your choice. Don’t run after those who aspire for grandiose crap like shopping in Dubai, or holidays in Cape Town.

For any young man, the ages between 30 and 50 are critical. That’s the prime of your life and all the money you acquire in this period cannot be used to entertain some of these women, whose heads have been fucked up by Instagram and TV shows like “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.”

That’s why old crows like Sheila Mwanyigha are still single to date; because they set such a high bar for themselves, that even the eligible men look at that crap and figure out that it’s not worth it.

Between 30-50 is the time to invest in your career, family, networks, soft-skills, physical/mental health and the likes. You cannot be productive with a woman who is always measuring you with her previous grand experiences from past relations with better doing men or older “sponsors” . You will never measure up to their expectations and your potential will be grossly diminished as she keeps pointing out your inadequacies.

Please men, do not look for a woman to complete you. You’re already a vessel with immense potential to achieve anything, as long as you have the right support systems behind you.

If you want to walk the path to freedom and actualized-potential, the women to avoid are such high-rollers because when they leave your ass, you’re going to be one broken guy, with a bruised ego that can hinder a recovery. You should also avoid single-mothers if you can.

Please note; You’re very free to date a divorced woman, but a single mother, especially one with multiple offspring from different Sperm-Donors, would be a catastrophe. She will drain the life out of you, and leave a pale shadow of your glorious past.

When a guy find himself attracting the attention of a high-rolling chic for instance like Janet Mbugua, the first question one should ask themselves is “what did I do to deserve this?” Ofcourse you didn’t invent an app, or discover a planet or topped the billboard chats, but you’re just a mere banker.

At some point, such women who are renowned to have a low boredom-threshold, will wake up and simply go after a new “challenge” . And woe unto the poor victims. Avoid these pseudo-feminist women who constantly try paint the picture of an “ideal” man.

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Don’t take crap from crazy women. Spot the jokers and avoid them like The Plague.


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