Corporates in Kenya are the most corrupt institutions largely because they can bribe journalists and get away with fraud and malpractice without oversight. They have then intertwined themselves in Government, so that you will see thieves like Vimal Shah wining and dining at Statehouse. Here below, Vimal is flaked by Polycarp Igathe.
We recently ran an article discussing the corrupt practices of business journalists led by Terryanne Chebet and Wallace Kantai. These two have (mis)used their influence for personal gain, by providing false reporting especially hyping the real-estate sector as “booming”, while working at the behest of money-laundering agencies masquerading as property developers.
Royal Media Services CEO Wachira Waruru finally caved in to public pressure and sacked Terryanne, among a group of another one hundred. People like Mike Okinyi who peddles his influence to betting companies like Sport Pesa contrary to journalistic ethics, are still in office as he is said to have Farida Karoney as his God-Mother.
We recently ran an article on a hacking incident that left the systems of Kenya Commercial Bank compromised. And instead of contacting us for a clarification, KCB’s CEO Joshua Oigara paid off struggling and GrandPa blogger Robert Alai to spin a horrible version of events as they occurred, leading one to wonder just how thick this wanker called Oigara is.
Secondly, we received an email detailing a scandal from Premium Rate Services in collusion with Safaricom, where Kenyans have lost billions of shillings at the hands of scammers, working in collaboration with insiders at the company.
Bob Collymore made the extra-ordinary step of responding to the matter personally, and unlike Oigara, he didn’t bribe GrandPa Robert Alai to spin a counter-narrative. He took responsibility and “promised” to crack down on rogue operators of the Premium Rate Services.
The influence of social media is growing by the day, due to the diminishing stature of mainstream media. Their obsession with politics, coupled with the fact that they solicit for bribes to do their work, means that their news, views and opinions are skewed to favour the highest bidder.
We now ask Kenyans to call for the arrest of all directors and engineers of the Kenya Urban Roads Agency (KURA) who have been colluding with land owners and real estate agencies in prime areas, to only concentrate projects in their vicinity.
Before we launch a hashtag, we also call for the arrest of Kiprono Kittony who had attempted to fraudulently acquire a parcel of land along Mombasa Road, using his proxy Laban Onditi Rao.
Finally, based on corruption and lack of opportunities in Kenya, it’s only a matter of time before a revolution takes place. With all these students who are graduating from private universities, without any form of job security, the future is bleak.
So the big question has been what will be the trigger mechanism to spark a nationwide revolution? Well, observers reckon that the day William Ruto will murder activist Boniface Mwangi, is when shit will hit the fan.
And indeed Ruto is a very dumb wanker who reasons sometimes with his behind, considering allegations of how he murdered his former business partner Jacob Juma, even when the latter had posted months earlier that Ruto was plotting to murder him.
Gichugu MPig Ejidius Njogu Barua and Internet blogger Abraham Mutai have already hinted publicly that Boniface Mwangi might be murdered by William Ruto, which is why the rest of our Kenyan brothers and sisters should brace ourselves for a full-blown revolution.
