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Nudes: Let’s Make This Bitch Famous!

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Landing on our desk this happy Sunday morning were a set of photos, taken by a lady whose only intention was to please her boyfriend.

But the idiot decided to “leak” them in a bid to embarrass the lady. However we would like to just make her famous because Kim Kardashian is a global superstar because of a leaked sex-tape.

I know other older, perhaps more uglier women like Betty Waitherero or Naomi Mutua whose sexual value has grossly depreciated due to age and frustrations, will start causing chaos calling me all sorts of names, but it’s only because they’re jealous of her beauty and flawless body.

Such bitter and sexually-frustrated old camels have only been left with Twitter to validate them because in the streets, nobody would give them the time of day.

Infact they’ll start a movement warning girls not to date young men because of such “risks” but we are in the digital age. And this is the divorce equivalent. Yet the same old bitches were quiet when Sasha Mutai’s nudes were leaked by a woman scorned.

There is nothing wrong with sending nudes to your boyfriend and if the idiot happens to leak them to his boys, then he’s the one who looks bad, not you.

If your girlfriend has never sent nudes to you, then my brother you’re dating a feminist. There’s no difference between your girlfriend and Jubilee’s Cabinet Secretary for Peace Julie Gichuru, who instead of spending time entertaining her husband with sexual pleasures, is busy lecturing humanity from a moral high-ground.

Perhaps Tony “Flash” Gichuru needs to up his bedroom game and keep his wife occupied, because Julie is starting to become an eyesore. Surely there has got to be a higher purpose in life for Julie Gichuru, than lecturing her followers because she thinks she’s perfect.

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