A London-based company unveiled a new survey report ranking all the 47 Kenyan governors according to their performance.
In the report compiled between June and August this year by the firm identified as All Africa Advisors, Machakos Governor Dr. Alfred Mutua was been ranked as the best performing county boss. Embattled Kiambu County Governor Ferdinand Waititu came last.
The comical analysis below forms part of our opinion piece today.
I wish to show the difference between the best and the worst performing governors.
Allow me to use my Carey Francis and CV Durell Mathematics to show the difference between the two governors, Alfred Mutua and Ferdinard Waititu.
To begin with, Kiambu is in the former Central Province of Kenya. Machakos is in the former Eastern Province of Kenya. The distance between the two towns, Kiambu and Machakos is 80kms.
Nairobi city and County is between the two towns and counties.
His Excellency Governor Dr. Alfred Mutua of Machakos, with 460 points is the best performing governor. His Excellency Governor Ferdinard Waititu of Kiambu with -615 points is the worst performing governor.
What is their difference in terms of performance. Let us convert these points into Kilometres:
So Governor Waititu is 1075 kilometres away from Alfred Mutua in terms of performance. We can even stretch this further and say that for every one road Governor Waititu has built, Governor Mutua has built 1075 roads! Imagine that.
Let us hope that the body that did this Governors performance job will also do the same for the Cabinet Secretaries, Cabinet Administrative Secretaries, Chief Principals and all Members of Parliament.
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