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Cartel Nation: National Oil Pet Projects Prioritized For Further Money Laundering

As per the trail Exposé on the botched FDP project costing upwards of KES700 million is grounded on varied strange grounds including alleged wage bill burden attributed to the fired oil/gas masters’ graduates prior to completing full cycle on the job professional training we herein cordially invite you to the expounded episode of NOC murky, shady pet projects clandestinely choreographed to exacerbate corruption in plain hindsight depicting one [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant dotard retiree – Florence Nkirote Gaturu.

A granny who prides herself in living full life cycle and add-on bonus thanks to NOC cabals & being born again revels in countless endowments including but not limited to bouncing grandchildren, (in-laws)sons and daughters holding prime jobs (all at the same very early stages of their careers and life cycles akin to the doomed, sacked Gov’t funded NOC led oil/gas masters’ graduates prior to completing full cycle on the job professional training) thanks to their hypocritical matriarch who would dive for the dollar; pay to play and partake in all sorts of hideous errands at the behest of NOC cabal at the expense of other people’s children and lives. (Umm… “talk of blood is thicker than water as per the cabal & accomplice doctrines”).

On average the hypocritical matriarch has delivered pretty well (material contraband courtesy of schemes) as per NOC cabals’ syndicate masterplan elucidated hereunder save for her flagging inability (attributed to weather beating) to offer sufficient traction where the road meets the rubber leading to the degenerate Kingpin’s inevitable wobbling and ensuing tip-toe in such of a befitting grove as per the pedophile trail Exposé ironically from the same doomed lot (hounded Gov’t funded NOC led oil/gas masters’ graduates prior to completing full cycle on the job professional training) whose careers (besieged and ostracized on multifaceted fronts including having failed to guarantee exclusive comfort woman services or out-rightly repudiating bestial ribald advances from the pedophile Kingpin) were cut short on fabricated trumped-up allegations disguised conveniently as failures of the rigged NOC cabal stage-managed HR interview presided over prejudicially & unprofessionally by vested-interest accomplices namely the degenerate Kingpin, the hypocritical flagging matriarch and the exploitative HR and ratified by managing director – MaryJane Mwangi, the taciturn board of directors led by Kibuga “Kibby” Kareithi, exploitative MoPM (formerly MoEP) PS – Andrew Kamau.

On any ordinary “work day”, the hypocritical matriarch would stalk up well in a variety of drinks and accompaniments befitting her frail nutritional needs while churning archaic relic riddled narratives like humour mill to whoever may care to listen as she whirls her day away thus equivocally accounting for the KES605 thousands contraband aforementioned [purchase requisition – PR shown] as the flagging matriarch strategically camouflage in wait for the cabals signal for the next hideous syndicate juggernaut mission/s narrated hereunder.

By and large with all impartiality observed and egalitarianism factored in light of the hounded young Kenyans from their short-lived careers in NOC (which ought to be unequivocally cherished just like the hypocritical matriarch’s bundles of grandchildren, daughters & in-laws) thanks to the open secret double-standards, the accomplice [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant – Florence Nkirote Gaturu (as soft landing reward) qualifies to provide professional cleaning services in NOC laboratory equipment & apparatus ranging from: titration pipettes, test tubes, mortar & pestle etcetera to supplement her modest pay courtesy of senior citizens pensions programme recipient (just enough to supplement her grandchildren’s modest holiday bills and not risk displaying narcissistic personality disorder gamble playing catch-up rat race post-employment sunset indulging immoderately in grandiose mansion egomaniac status splurge-spree vide hideous windfall-contraband underhand NOC cabal syndicate schemes) whilst equally ensuring the country and NOC gets value for money by re-engaging unconditionally the sacked young Kenyans oil and gas graduates to continue giving back to the society to their epic prime in addition to extending a hand-up to deserving Kenyan university graduates (& undergraduates) to partake on befitting internships prepping them on hands-on industry based competency and capacity adeptness

(otherwise the Ministry of Education – MoE firebrand CS – Professor George Albert Omore Magoha is herein censured lest he forgets that in addition to the arduous task of scrapping 107 degree courses in the proposed varsity reinvigoration reforms, there is no hacky workaround the elephant in the room thus inevitably declaring all petroleum related courses churned in droves at our universities NULL & VOID, for attending a course or not all amounts to FALSE EQUIVALENCE if those who pay, attend & graduate ALL end up hopeless in the streets for one simple fallacy of their would be position remaining a mirage having been sliced & diced, scrambled-gambled-seized by Occupier-Squatter hypocritical matriarch grafted by the daredevils NOC cabal to advance syndicate monkey businesses & never letting go).

Further to the above, it’s unconscionable for the NOC Kingpin racketeer and COMPANY Representative to Kenya Petroleum Tender Assistance Pickings (KEPTAP) – Francis Njuguna Mbugua in conspiracy with NOC managing director – MaryJane Mwangi to bulldoze for the exclusive Second Additional – 4th & 5th two years term Jan 2019 – Jan 2020 Sunset Recall with impunity under dubious, void & wanting NOC laboratory consultancy abysm contract at a staggering KES18 million contraband remuneration, for taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree i.e. a dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’, (ritually adorning tie & dye like black-shoe polished head-gear wig and accessory add-on third leg-stick supporting her wasted frame thrust staggeringly in a pendulum fashion) who currently and/or equally doubles as a recipient on senior citizens pension programme of Kenya.

(hitherto the aforementioned extra two year term 2019 – 2020 dubious, void & wanting consultancy abysm contract, the dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe” was system recycled thus continued to serve First Additional three years consecutive dubious, void & wanting contract stints masquerading as head of NOC Laboratory & geochemical department from 2016 to 2018 with a meteoric contraband remuneration upgrade at KES300 thousands and benefits package plus privileges similar to top management grade and notably dwarfing the preceding modest grade or salary remuneration package at KES97 thousands upon her retirement from sixty years’ service on permanent and pensionable employment with NOC in the year 2015; as an abrasive NOC laboratory gang-manual worker – thin section rock cutter career technician)

The NOC laboratory [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ was engaged by the duo in blatant defiance, total disregard/dismissal and utmost discrimination of the pool of youthful Kenyans endowed with latent but stifled potential talents within and beyond NOC not to mention the essence of time wasted on spent flagging-frame like cartridges who’ve past their fire-by date thus….

(should not contribute to dead space-weight on storage/display shelves (leave alone value driven scientific-engineering decision decks-space) but rather decay radioactively in a befitting dumpsite; or nursed in dedicated senior feeble citizens rehabilitation homes iff-not safely disposed-off within the Kenyan constitution dictums on labor, employment, remuneration, retirement laws underpinned by policy, regulations and guiding ethical principles of equity in timely opportunity access across the generations divide and citizens – akin to voluntary empowerment-in-passing the button seamlessly from senior (flagging wasted dotard analogue) guards to committed talented digital youthful generation guaranteeing performance reinvigoration, streamlined succession planning and implementation thus dampening the negative systemic-parasitic load of flagging fatigue-clip attributed to goose bumps in mentorship and performance deliverables; not to mention the dotard granny never mentored nor delivered any expert level project-assignment report during her entire 60 years NOC employment as a lab gang-manual worker – thin section rock cutter career technician thus rendering the aforementioned dubious, void & wanting NOC laboratory consultancy abysm contract a facade).

The NOC laboratory [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ served, skimmed, leached her entire permanent and pensionable NOC employment contract mileage-time as an abrasive NOC laboratory gang-manual worker – thin section rock cutter career technician in the NOC E&P laboratory until her graceful End of the Road Service and Retirement in 2015 when she expeditiously albeit reluctantly shipped her modest send-off package home.

Consequently (shortly after her retirement send-off bundle), the [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ would instantly embark on lobbying vide proxies – mission christened “operation come-back; re-occuppy cum recapture’’ eventually striking deal with her syndicate racketeer/s Kingpin – Francis Njuguna Mbugua who flagrantly rigged her recall to work masked; sugar-coated under the NOC stage-managed and skewed human resource – HR/procurement Retirees Re-Hiring process –

NOCK CEO Maryjane Mwangi MUST be Arrested

(contrary to the Kenyan constitution provisions….remember the trailblazer-highest bar standards set by non-other than the Judiciary Arm of Government, ferociously litigated through the echelons of corridors of justice, marred by injunctions and appeals eventually weathering odds preceding indictments & convictions or amicable settlements; including the Judiciary Service Commission – JSC verdicts endorsements where retirees – high court Judges had to lead by example – exiting the arena under compulsion constitutionally with no option of re-cycling)

The botched aforementioned process rewarded (Second extra two year term 2019 – 2010 at KES18 millions) the [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ to the chagrin of her handlers who previously upon her retirement clandestinely packaged a subjective NOC system re-cycle process (in heist) retaining the dotard granny to serve initial First Additional three years consecutive dubious, void & wanting contract stints from 2016 to 2018 flagrantly strapped with Exponential Promotion to the senior-most managers scale with highest contraband remuneration and benefits package at KES300 thousands monthly, compared to her modest 60 years NOC permanent employment & pre-retirement salary at KES97 thousands monthly.

Taciturn accomplice cabal retiree dotard granny’s flawed NOC laboratory consultancy abysm contract colossal contraband remuneration is meteorically beyond her own precedent capacity & competency compensation as an abrasive NOC laboratory gang-manual worker – thin section rock cutter career technician. Additionally it is astronomically over & above all other existing mainstream, in-house qualified potential candidates in the NOC E&P department at sunrise and prime career stage of permanent and pensionable NOC employment contract thus blatantly stifling their upward mobility of career path progression & development including exacerbating the sacking of – the Gov’t funded NOC led oil/gas masters’ graduates prior to completing full cycle on the job professional training.

(the position she never held even as she unwillingly retired from sixty years’ service on permanent and pensionable NOC employment contract mileage-time-out in the year 2015; as an abrasive NOC laboratory gang-manual worker – thin section rock cutter career technician).

The above script serializing choreographed absolute power is a truism of how power corrupts absolutely iff the trend set in other similar cabal syndicates could be referenced as benchmarks. The runaway like never seen before stage-managed NOC HR/procurement Retirees Re-Hiring, re-use and re-cycling and reclamation process whilst sterilizing the system of committed qualified youthful generation is for sure the exceptional gift that keeps giving as epitomized by two extremes i.e.

On one hand the [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ upon retirement in 2015 is rigged back-in the caliphate NOC system to continue working – First Additional three years consecutive dubious, void & wanting contract stints from 2016 to 2018 and subsequently rewarded (Second extra two year term 2019 -2010) at a hooping KES18 millions.

On the other hand the sacking of – the Gov’t funded NOC led oil/gas masters’ graduates prior to completing full cycle on the job professional training) under abhorrent mysterious aforementioned serialized profiling by the NOC cabal including alleged ballooning wage bill despite their invaluable (industry relevant) potential to the corporation in comparison to the tethered mortgagee [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ with no value addition save for strategically offering a syndicate conduit for the accomplice NOC cabal fraternity exacerbating flagrant rip-off.

It is worth pointing that the [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ unrelenting re-cycling retention (for additional 5 years up to the year 2020 way beyond her formal retirement in 2015) into the NOC cabal network by her handlers notably Francis Njuguna Mbugua “Kingpin racketeer” and cohort MaryJane Mwangi “Alibaba” is not a free lunch ticket but rather an excruciating and borne crushing ordeal thanks to her naivety and complicity in myriad corruption scandals involving NOC E&P lab construction and equipment purchase projects funding from the Ministry of Petroleum and Mining – MoPM (formerly MoEP) amounting to KES600 millions perpetrated by the NOC cabal under her watch and complicity from 2016 – 2018.

Despite the [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant cumulative second two year term 2019 – 2020 contraband remuneration disguised as consultancy abysm fee broken down as KES605 thousands per month (in addition to the two year cumulative benefits amounting to KES3.5 million, the dotard granny only bags KES300 thousands monthly and humbly cedes the balance of the loot to the NOC E&P Francis Njuguna Mbugua “Kingpin racketeer” which he enjoys unapologetically and shamelessly (notwithstanding Block 14T riddled in laundering up to KES1 billion in excess of the contract price by BGP censured for colluding with the Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna wa’ Mbugua & allied NOC cabals in 2D seismic survey 2016/2017 tender scams in our trail Exposé).

The NOC managing director MaryJane Mwangi “Alibaba” in conspiracy with the exploitative NOC Board of Directors led by the Chairman Kibuga ‘Kibby’ Kareithi “cabals’ errands/spanner boy”, Francis Njuguna Mbugua “Kingpin racketeer” and with complementary taciturnity of the [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ as the defacto NOC lab projects representative have concertedly systematically and clandestinely diverted cumulative KES580 million out of the total KES600 million aforementioned MoPM (formerly MoEP) lab projects funding from E&P to NOC downstream division accounts fraudulently vide laundering schemes embedded in charade – partial patch/shore up of the loot–hole of massive losses (attributed to the trending NOC blatant fuel theft amounting to approximately KES1.7 Billion and myriad downstream scandalous pet projects worth hundreds of millions of Kenya shillings).

Additionally – NOC E&P lab project remissions and hitherto cash cow National Data Repository Center – NDRC data sales (capitated blatantly, annexed/captured by the Kingpin racketeer’s Francis Njuguna wa’ Mbugua mobile seismic data contraband with exclusive paid access rights to IOC) revenue upwards of KES100 million annually being declared as NOC fuel retail (downstream) division profits in a staged-managed, creative accounting/auditing process and presentations (led by the wily insidious conniving strategy officer advisor to the cabal syndicate projects “heir apparent to the thrown” – Ken Kiumbe Mugambi) to stakeholders including but not limited to credit partners, banks, KRA, Auditor General, Gov’t Treasury/shareholder and obfuscating MoPM (formerly MoEP) & NOC Board of Directors hoodwinking them to buy-in the perception fool’s paradise (ruse & hoax) of the corporations good financial standing.

The [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ masquerading as head of NOC Laboratory & geochemical department from 2016 to 2018 thus the defacto NOC lab projects representative; a wheeler dealer busybody nosy parker rubberneck buttinsky for the cabals attends sticky-beaking at any team and every projects planning, design, budget estimation plenaries; awaiting to the very end to collect final projects document proposal for submission to MoPM (formerly MoEP) for approval thus gate pass to funds transfer cum cabal syndicate windfall. Obsessed with the need for secrecy and the dangers of indiscretion, upon Lab projects funds transfer from the MoPM (formerly MoEP) to NOC E&P accounts, the dotard granny sunders network with the “figure head/s” lead technical team on progressive engagement on the project implementation/use of the available funds whilst giving discretion to her handlers and conspirators to divert the funds as aforementioned,

(a vitriol vicious cycle corruption plague which have ruined all NOC lab projects funds remissions with not a single project to show or account for all the moneys received).

Consequently, the MoPM (formerly MoEP) moratorium on further funds transfer towards NOC E&P lab projects became real in quarter one of 2018, vindicated by the Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua broadsides on the MoPM (formerly MoEP) displeasure with MaryJane Mwangi’s unrelenting flagrant diversion of the additional latest and probably final KES300 million transfer within two weeks was censured as criminal thus were threatening (considering) possible litigation proceedings against NOC cabal.

The Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua subsequently rallied MaryJane Mwangi to go on damage control & start-up a tactic (NOC lab construction and equipment supplies tender adverts) of buying time to put a show to the MoPM (formerly MoEP) that something is being done. Despite the contract for lab construction award upwards of KES65 million in quarter 4, 2018, nothing has progressed up to present due to conflict of interest and mischief read by the contractor on the part of the serial Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua who adamantly and openly solicits for bribes disguised as “headmen windfall akin to Block 14T BGP seismic tender scam spoils scoop” vide emissary the [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu leading to gridlock-stalemate. We posit the trend will perpetuate into equipment supplies contracts at the opportune time whilst the aforementioned impasse over the Kingpin racketeer’s insatiable unwarranted demands will be met one way or the other at any time (&/or no time) by march wheeler dealers on backup wait list ready to gamble it all in paying-to-play the NOC cabal poker syndicate.

The dotard granny [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant mission is to facilitate covert operations in which the NOC cabals in cahoots with KEPTAP conspirators’ lifts, duplicates portions of the aforementioned existing original documents on MoPM (formerly MoEP) approved and funded NOC E&P laboratory design/construction projects/equipment; subsequently “repackaging the same at best” or “creating offshoot-pseudo design consultancy abysm ghost projects at worst” culminating with the KEPTAP approval and fraudulent funding for instance the controversial:-

(NOC E&P Core laboratory design consultancy abysm work awarded to a company called Tsavo Oilfield Services Limited (TOS) for three months – 1st quarter 2019, at a hooping KES21 million contraband windfall funding sourced from Kenya Petroleum Tender Assistance Pickings – KEPTAP wheeler dealer conspirators – contrary to professional internal peer reviewed design proposal and construction budget (already documented in the trailblazer NOC in-house & pre-existing project report) at KES26 million).
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Thus the further retention of the [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant, taciturn accomplice cabal flagging frail retiree dotard granny – Florence Nkirote Gaturu “Habibi Amar Kongwe’’ masquerading as subject matter expert – SME of NOC Laboratory construction cum the defacto projects representative for second two year term from 2019 to 2020; by the NOC cabal handlers is at best a “ruse” and at worst a “hoax” hidden in plain hindsight.

Botched competency development and capacity building project worth upwards of KES700 millions thanks to the unchained “pedophile” Kingpin – Francis Njuguna Mbugua and accomplices managing director MaryJane Mwangi, human resource manager – Cecilia Kalungu Uvyu, wily insidious conniving strategy officer advisor to the cabal syndicate projects “heir apparent to the thrown” – Ken Kiumbe Mugambi, taciturn board of directors led by Kibuga “Kibby” Kareithi, exploitative MoPM (formerly MoEP) PS – Andrew Kamau and [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant – Florence Nkirote Gaturu.

Umm…..on the heels of unwarranted sacking of the young competent Kenyans based on unfounded allegations aforementioned in our trail Exposé, the appendage goons for hire – NOC HR in conspiracy with the cabal fraternity were quick to clandestinely unveil bespoke orientation for her royal highness and the princess (daughter to the managing director – MaryJane Mwangi); followed shortly by equally befitting orientation for her royal highness and the princess (daughter to the board of directors chairman – Kibuga “Kibby” Kareithi) under watertight VIP handlers cum security contingents leading to a complete lockdown of the designated stations lasting the whole day on the two different occasions alone, however graduating with NOC cabal accolades of the surreal orientation ordeal leaving the bewildered ordinary NOC employees & third rate Kenyan’s to ponder what the hell awaits as the countdown to fill up the void (left by the doomed sacked competent Kenyans) in the oblique future draws closer if only the tailor-made bespoke and advance orientation of the more deserving plutocrats underlings could offer some clues on reading the stars right.

Even ringing more hollow (on the heels of unwarranted sacking of the young competent Kenyans based on unfounded allegations aforementioned in our trail Exposé) is the putative diversion of the upwards of KES50 million attributed to the balance (off the cumulative funding of the aforementioned botched competency development and capacity building project worth upwards of KES700 millions) by the wily insidious conniving strategy officer advisor to the cabal syndicate projects “heir apparent to the thrown” – Ken Kiumbe Mugambi vide proposal through complicit HR to re-allocate the contraband funds to syndicate project disguised as NOC 15 year transformation plan purportedly contracted to Information Handling Services – IHS Markit Ltd. International as the public relations – PR led cum figure-head consultants while clandestinely concealing the identity of the main beneficiary and designate “local content” company fronted by the cabal called Energy Solutions Africa Limited – ESAL.

Energy Solutions Africa Limited – ESAL are amongst countless proxy shale companies (the compromised brokers/lobbyists masquerading as Local Content care taker entity who are best used as conduits to launder money or contract facilitation surcharge to the local boys blatantly disregarding the additional/pseudo parasitic costs and value erosion attributed to such arrangements.

Magnanimous public coffers rip-offs upwards of hundreds of millions of Kenya shillings have been perpetrated vide World Bank Loan funding (amounting upwards of KES800 millions annually for 5 years starting 2016 – 2021) entrusted to the exploitative Kenya Petroleum Tender Assistance Pickings – (KEPTAP) accomplice and conspiratorial managers (David Wainaina and Michael Maina Kinyua) with complimentary taciturnity from the lead beneficiary and MoPM (formerly MoEP) PS – Andrew Kamau.

Energy Solutions Africa Limited – ESAL public relations – PR team are:

Doris Mwirigi – (Managing Director, Legal, Oil & Gas) & (Shareholder ESAL)
Haig Aseda – (Director Finance, Oil & Gas) & (Shareholder ESAL)
Susane Hounsell – (Director-Economics, Power and Renewables)

[Others: Nelson O. Mudibo; Yvonne Otweyo; Hannan Y. Ebrahim; Odhiambo A. Rittah; Momanyi E. Gekonge; Tabitha Munyisi]

Energy Solutions Africa Limited – ESAL clandestine shareholders and proxy cabals are:–

Ken Kiumbe Mugambi – (Shareholder ESAL)
(-double-dip sticky-beak back-stabbing, double-dealing twister scavenging for vintage-privileged information, contracts-deals in KEPTAP/NOC covertly for proxy ESAL)
(-the wily insidious conniving strategy officer advisor to the NOC cabal syndicate projects “heir apparent to the thrown”)

Martin Mungai – (Shareholder ESAL)
(-double-dip sticky-beak back-stabbing, double-dealing twister scavenging for vintage-privileged information, contracts-deals in KEPTAP/MoPM covertly for proxy ESAL)
[-having survived the double jeopardy of a botched quest for defacto NOC E&P general manager – GM & still-birth quest for [remarkably inept]abysmal NOC E&P Economist courtesy of the Kingpin’s unrelenting siege]
(-the current masquerader [remarkably inept]abysmal commercial advisor officer to the MoPM cum syndicate projects personal assistant – PA to MoPM (formerly MoEP) PS – Andrew Kamau).

We posit in retrospect to the revelations that the soiled diapers must inevitably be disposed-off irrespective of rank and file in order to achieve any meaningful progress otherwise Kenyans risk losing it all akin to throwing the baby with the birth-tab……..make sense??

Parting shot about transformation plan to nowhere (courtesy of sampled WhatsApp excerpts from dejected NOC clients) save for enriching the architects of the syndicate led by wily insidious conniving strategy officer advisor to the cabal syndicate projects “heir apparent to the thrown” – Ken Kiumbe Mugambi.

Umm…..talk of giving a paid pipe dream about building castles (shelters plus) in the air to very informed audience who knows too well that you personally do not have a roof over your head to call your own (thus rich in rhetoric & no walk of the talk).

We can guarantee 100% that the work shall be done as a routine (& the cabals will clandestinely carry their sanitized loot home) and some assemblage of report will end up in NOC shelves to gather dust for just like similar heavily funded ventures before the aforementioned merchandised 15 year transformation plan, which (then marketing manager and now) managing director – MaryJane Mwangi shelved and never allowed to see the light of the day as it was perceived by accomplices to be dangerous for their survival.

Additionally, drawing such a meticulous plan repeatedly taking into account of the existence of the same at exorbitant fee (assuming the presumptive contractor/s and rationale for the exercise are justified which aren’t in this instance) without any sketch of a plan of the funding sources (not to mention any proof of progress as a continuation basis on the previous attempts) is a hare-brained scheme in futility (as expressed by the sentiments of dejected NOC clients above).

In the words of a legendary figure, loathed and liked in equal measures….”there is a special place in hell for the NOC cabal daredevils dreaming of propping castles in the air without any sketch of a plan how to build it”.

Finally, he who laughs lasts blasts loudest….thus the Kingpin & cahoots having weathered the hurdle of inserting the flagging matriarch – Florence Nkirote Gaturu as [remarkably inept]abysmal consultant vide NOC consultancy abysm, [notwithstanding the upwards of KES600 millions lab construction & equipment supplies censured theft]we can guarantee that a reminiscent of Block 14T seismic survey tender scams is rife & in the offing for re-enact-ion or reincarnation [premiere season finale] whereby a second lot upwards of KES1 billions will be churned (jointly from KEPTAP & MoPM) purportedly for lab construction & equipment supplies contracts with only a quarter of the funds committed to real work whilst the tail-spread, spill-over excess just like the Block 14T Bureau of Geopolitical Prospecting – BGP assisted laundering will be sanitized by the cabals and the Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua in concert with the matriarch – Florence Nkirote Gaturu as usual through fronts/shale companies

(& we bet the hard-faced racketeer Kingpin will blatantly dare Kenyans then just as he’s now with regard to the obnoxious Block 14T tender scoop contraband windfall, solemnly patter spieling and pitching rat-arsed …..“if [Kingpin]he cannot stare at his nude arse rass breech, the mere staring of his bare-assed cum starkers by other Kenyans is not proof enough……..how convenient??)

[Parting shot]the absurd cost of sustaining the thieving managing director – MaryJane Mwangi by our NOC [deplorable/s]directors.

Doomed are [Kenyans]you who do not partake in the lucrative board of directors appointments [NOC]especially in the government of the day hands-free reign cum soft-ball management style.

For once the managing director – MaryJane Mwangi may be spared undivided wholesome blame for she is just but a [screwball]sycophant victim-disciple of the Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua who we’ve learn from reliable sources to be adept mercenary-gold-digger at using and abusing positions of power to advance personal interest by whatever means necessary.

[Thus posing the cruncher facer stumper conundrum]: is the poseur-pseud “Tail – Kingpin Racketeer” – Francis Njuguna Mbugua wagging the “Dog – Screwball Alibaba” – MaryJane Mwangi or vice-versa [otherwise may the real King-boss stand up to be counted??…….NOPE-yea].

The foolhardy managing director having consistently implemented [the Kingpin’s verbatim advice on cheaply compromising the insatiable and “allegedly destitute” directors vide fabricated lavish globetrotting trips/flawed contracts supplementing the meagre sitting allowance]to the hindmost whether misusing/abusing the Kenya Petroleum Tender Assistance Pickings resources and/or the bankrupt NOC has evolved full cycle manifesting itself in wieldy reprehensible forms to say the least [all for the guarantee of complementary taciturnity and commendation-praise of the NOC cabal by the accomplice fraternity board of directors notwithstanding the flagrant ransacking of the public corporation resources].

[Spot on]amongst many globetrotting usurping of public coffers is a lavish [CERAWeek conference Houston]trip of a kind minted by the remarkably inept duo wily insidious conniving strategy officer advisor to the cabal syndicate projects “heir apparent to the thrown” – Ken Kiumbe Mugambi in cahoots with the NOC Kingpin racketeer – Francis Njuguna Mbugua (both double-dips angling as [NOC]COMPANY Representative to Kenya Petroleum Tender Assistance Pickings – KEPTAP)incorporating [the buyable goon-for-hire]Director Sam Gakunga notorious for taking unorthodox positions [together with accomplice director Stanley Kamau]vetoing on numerous occasions the concerted board of directors meeting resolutions to censure [and send-off on compulsory leave to allow for impartial probe]the thieving managing director MaryJane Mwangi.

[Generically CERAWeek]an annual energy conference organized by information and insights company [otherwise Information Handling Services]IHS Markit in Houston, Texas. Wikipedia.
The screw-up misadventure is not with the conference itself but rather the mix-up on the side of NOC mirrored in multifaceted flaws ranging from recycling the egocentric remarkably inept duo [as with every other conference since 2016 notwithstanding their censured flagrant commonplace tender/alternate scams]to merely accompany [as right-hand-butler/men]the equally haughty inept and deplorably corrupt director Sam Gakunga hobnobbing with [modest attendee/s]delegates at the conference beyond [their]NOC cabal purview in view of wanting hideous censure-ships.

To add insult to injury, is the flawed double payment KES342, 548.01divvied up between the troika cabal honchos [disguised as supplementary PR]beyond the approved and paid per diem/contingencies KES1, 429,600.00 [cheap fraudulent rip-off thus totally offering the corporation no value for perpetually divesting the in serial thieving double-dip staffs & exploitative board member].

Lest [Kenyans]you forget that the botched NOC cabal Mwananchi [gas yetu or “our”]gas project exorbitantly funded by the government in 2016/2017 upwards of KES4 billion riddled with [design flaws affecting]over half the total gas cylinders [defective]was headed by the duo cabal junkies Ken Kiumbe Mugambi and director Sam Gakunga.

Fast-forward it is commonplace that the supposedly stellar project was predacious-ransacked flagrantly vide syndicate contracts to proxy front/s companies including censured ESAL and affiliates glaringly wanting in capacity/competency to undertake and deliver to required international standards the job at hand save for maneuvers and manipulation [of the misused/abused discriminatory]platform christened Access to Government Procurement Opportunities – AGPO often gamed by the extended cabal fraternity rank and file who preferentially influences contract awards to proxy broker/lobbyist entity safeguarding their interest often in laundered money at the expense of project value deliverables envisaged in time cost and quality.

[Whilst]the lead honcho Ken Kiumbe Mugambi on the contrary thrived [ended up]buying a palatial luxury villa befitting egotistical status at the affluent Mountain-View neighborhoods at the tax payers cost.

By and large the censured front company ESAL [among a barrage of allied shadowy companies]has particularly benefited vide egregious flawed [shindig]foraying contracts dubbed local capacity development training in spheres well beyond the purview of its public relations – PR team & extended nutjob masquerading abysmal consultants wanting in [commonplace]remarkable ineptitude not to mention the allied bizarre [cryptic shareholders]duo double-dip sticky-beak back-stabbing, double-dealing twister scavenging for vintage-privileged information, contracts-deals in KEPTAP/MoPM/NOC covertly for proxy ESAL.

Thus up to present launder-divesting unto the [ESAL]accounts upwards of KES170 millions courtesy of Kenya Petroleum Tender Assistance Pickings – KEPTAP[alone] thanks to [Uncle Tom]“a blinkered attitude” MoPM [formerly MoEP] PS – Andrew Kamau’s [clout leverage rank muscle say-so power control paramountcy predominance puissance ascendancy hegemony supremacy bias sway maneuver teeth].

[Kenyans]your guess may be forgiven for wondering around like a desperado tinkering over a swanky befitting jackpot contraband [worthy of Kenyans]your cheap-buyable unappeasable and “allegedly destitute” director”, …..[as per “the Kingpin’s verbatim advice to the foolhardy managing director”]Sam Gakunga annexed/seized/expropriated for himself on this premiere season finale hunting [splurge-spree]foray.

Never mind for we can candidly confirm from reliable sources that the nutjob conspiratorial bidding at the managing directors behest by the duo rogue directors [Sam Gakunga & Stanley Kamau never go empty handed].

Starting with the [watershed]fuel thieving [lodestar guide]scandal upwards of KES350 million at Mombasa [alone]comprising the censured proxy contractor Great White Investments Limited purportedly offering services to Kenya Ports Authority – KPA on behalf of the NOC cabal, the exploitative director Sam Gakunga is a [cryptic]proxy beneficiary flagrantly ripping public coffers.

Additionally the equally exploitative director Stanley Kamau is a [double-dip Janus-faced]beneficiary of the diverted fuel contraband from a wide network of NOC cabal proxy transporters who clandestinely empties the censured pillage fuel haul into his [personal upwards of two]retail stations all at the taxpayers cost ripping revenue proceeds off seemingly legitimate business without spending a dime.

[May be not]or may be partly the reason for the duo junky directors to act like trojan horses to voices of reason as censured herein………….with the wisdom of time, the oracle/s will sure bring revelations to the fore vindicating our pitch.



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